You think in a different way when you don't have any money. The joy of poverty is that you use your imagination to come up with stuff.
Amy SedarisSometimes losing a pet is more painful than losing a human because in the case of the pet, you were not pretending to love it.
Amy SedarisI have a couple freeloader friends, but it's okay. I know they're gonna come in with their arms flying in the air empty-handed.
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