I'm drawn to people who look different. I'm not exploiting. I'm not making fun of them. I'm drawn to them.

My mother always said 'Don't bother other people.' I think that's good advice.

I feel confident writing on my feet with improv, but it's different when you're sitting down and writing it out.

Fire had an almost magical quality that suggested anything was possible. Early on, man even believed that fire was a god that had to be fed with animal sacrifices in order to burn brightly. Today we have evolved a long way from this ridiculous notion of a 'fire god' and now rightfully understand God to be a bearded being who lives amongst the clouds and hates Jews and homosexuals.

I always want to look unattractive, it's more fun. I like playing opposites, people who aren't attractive who think they are pretty. That's always interesting to me.

Usually, the best ideas come from other people's good ideas, which then, after a short gestation period, become your ideas.

A lot of times girls think they're funny, but they want to pretty at the same time, and if you want to be funny, you have to be willing to get ugly.