I like to be the one in charge of everything.

I have no desire to carry a movie.

All my muscles are in my face. I have a very muscular face. I'm good with faces. I always have been.

I don't mind pointing out some of the failings of old age, because we are all headed in that direction, unless of course we take our own lives before we become a burden. I'm not advocating suicide, oh wait, I guess I am.

I choose to do unattractive people, because then I can pretend they think they're attractive.

I've never done heroin or slept with people for money or anything.

Gift-wrap the framed artwork on your walls and rehang them - what's nicer than a wall of presents to look at?