I choose to do unattractive people, because then I can pretend they think they're attractive.

Begin your story with a sentence that will immediately grab hold of your listener's ears like a surly nun in a Catholic school.

I failed first grade, which is my biggest problem. You always feel like a failure, like you're stupid.

I choose to do unattractive people, because then I can pretend they think they're attractive.

I'm drawn to people who look different. I'm not exploiting. I'm not making fun of them. I'm drawn to them.

I was just a kid. I think I stole a candy bar. I remember feeling so terrible. It was the worst shock. I was probably 7. That's my least favorite feeling: guilt.

I feel so free and open to ideas, and I get inspired by everything.