I choose to do unattractive people, because then I can pretend they think they're attractive.

I love depressing movies and depressing books.

I like dramas and stuff. That's what I watch, but it seems weird that I'd be in it.

On the off chance that you have children, don't clean up at all. As children, my brother and sister and I loved waking up early and playing cocktail party with the leftover debris

Don't make anybody a homemade gift. Unless you're really good, or it's going to be really practical. If it's a little thing you think is cute 'cause you made it, just forget it.

I don't really consider myself to be a comedian. I mean, it's not like I'm sitting around writing jokes or anything. I just like dressing up and pretending to be other people.

All my muscles are in my face. I have a very muscular face. I'm good with faces. I always have been.