I choose to do unattractive people, because then I can pretend they think they're attractive.

My little brother Paul. He owns his own floor sanding business called Silly P Hardwood Floors and hes really good.

I love depressing movies and depressing books.

I try to pick music for a diner that doesnt involve a lot of lyrics, so you're not paying attention to that. As long as it doesnt dominate the party, it should be more atmosphere music. When I'm by myself, I never play music.

I don't really consider myself to be a comedian. I mean, it's not like I'm sitting around writing jokes or anything. I just like dressing up and pretending to be other people.

A lot of crafters, they're shut-ins.

You just can't enjoy any of the movie when you're in it.