I choose to do unattractive people, because then I can pretend they think they're attractive.

I'm gonna do the whole bedroom in camel color - it's an old lady color.

Don't answer the door in a wedding dress and veil, he might not think you're joking.

I like crafts that come out of poverty or necessity. There used to be hobby shops where you'd get your supplies, and then you'd use your imagination.

You think in a different way when you don't have any money. The joy of poverty is that you use your imagination to come up with stuff.

All my muscles are in my face. I have a very muscular face. I'm good with faces. I always have been.

Exercise your imagination muscle! How many uses can you come up with for a flowerpot? Write down your answers. But don't write them in this book. Grab a separate sheet of paper. I didn't spend two and a half weeks writing a book just so you could mark up the pages with your silly ideas for things you can do with a flowerpot. When it comes down to it, what's wrong with a flowerpot not being a flowerpot? Why is nothing ever good enough for you?