Anybody can go onstage and be dirty. You have to be funny, that's the key. You can say anything as long as it's funny. You can't take it too seriously up there. And people coming to see you can't take it too seriously.
Andrew Dice ClayI like real girls. When they're in bed with you, it's not a show. They just want to do that.
Andrew Dice ClayThe whole world has changed, so you just stay current with the world. There's nothing different in my language of how I say things.
Andrew Dice ClayI always just loved women, but more important than loving women, more important than sexual stuff, is I always believed in romance.
Andrew Dice Clay