I do have insecurities. I don't know if you can tell. I'm not brimming with confidence.

Entertainment Weekly said that Parks and Rec is the smartest comedy on tv. Call me when it's the funniest.

My wife and I want to try swapping. We want to go to one of those key parties where you put your keys in a bowl. But we just want to upgrade our car.

Republicans are just rich, old, white people - that's all they are. You ever see the Republican National Convention? All white people - six black people: paid actors. James Earl Jones in his most difficult, challenging role! Tune in and attempt to watch him look pleased during a George Bush speech. And Clarence Thomas - as himself.

Some of my inventions didn't take off. I invented a url lengthener.

Adam Carolla is like Hitler if Hitler wasn’t funny.

Dave Rath is recovering. A month ago he had hip pocket replacement surgery.