CNN has a thing called You Choose the News. Y'know what CNN? I'm turning you on because I don't know the news. I was hoping you could help me.
Andy KindlerEntertainment Weekly said that Parks and Rec is the smartest comedy on tv. Call me when it's the funniest.
Andy KindlerI do have insecurities. I don't know if you can tell. I'm not brimming with confidence.
Andy KindlerI believe conspiracy theories are part of a larger conspiracy to distract us from the real conspiracy. String theory.
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