Adam Carolla is like Hitler if Hitler wasn’t funny.

Kevin James is going to do a couple of specials. One's called It's Getting Muggy In Here.

If I don't believe in Jesus, maybe I don't believe in Hell. Did you ever think of that? You're so excited about it, why don't you go to Hell? It's your concept; you invented it.

Milk should be refrigerated even before opening.

Jewish people, we don't need the money. We're doctors and lawyers. It's the Christians who can't hold a steady job and have to go on TV and ask for money.

President Obama. He is the man. I've tried the rest, and he is the best. My dream is for him to appoint me to be the Secretary of Humor. My first act will be to make whatever Larry the Cable Guy is doing illegal.

There's a lot of controversy online, some people say i'm a genius and other say i'm hugely talented.