I noticed whenever you call information, 411, there's always a computer voice, and they go, 'What number would you like? City and state, please.' 'Yeah, I'd like the number of Macy's in Century City, California.' 'Did you say 'pretzel nuggets'?

I get some acting jobs. I like it other than the constant slipping in and out of character.

I was in Philadelphia - a very angry town, Philadelphia. I've never seen a town like this. It's supposed to be the City of Brotherly Love - like when my brother was 12 and I was nine, and he would lean on my shoulder and dangle spit in my face.

Adam Carolla is like Hitler if Hitler wasn’t funny.

Kevin James is going to do a couple of specials. One's called It's Getting Muggy In Here.

Ever since I've switched to the clean syringes, I've never felt better in my entire life.

There's a lot of controversy online, some people say i'm a genius and other say i'm hugely talented.