I noticed whenever you call information, 411, there's always a computer voice, and they go, 'What number would you like? City and state, please.' 'Yeah, I'd like the number of Macy's in Century City, California.' 'Did you say 'pretzel nuggets'?

Dave Rath is recovering. A month ago he had hip pocket replacement surgery.

Milk should be refrigerated even before opening.

Comedy Central made their own awards show. They were named best comedy channel.

I do have insecurities. I don't know if you can tell. I'm not brimming with confidence.

Some of my stuff, I realize is just rage.

I have no sympathy for the people who went to Charlie Sheen's show and were disappointed. That didn't seem very organized! That guy's all over the map!