Entertainment Weekly said that Parks and Rec is the smartest comedy on tv. Call me when it's the funniest.

Some of my stuff, I realize is just rage.

Once when Larry the Cable Guy was on Conan's show, Conan O'Brien was so offended by Larry's material, he had to walk away from the desk he was so offended.

My friend taught me this one. You take the heel of your hand, you can shove someone's nose right through their brain. I can't even watch someone blow their nose. If I'm in a fight, I'm not gonna be shoving or poking, I'm gonna be running or begging - that's my two choices, right there.

I actually performed at an orthodox Jewish wedding, where the men were separated from the women, but they both came together to not enjoy what I was talking about.

There's a lot of controversy online, some people say i'm a genius and other say i'm hugely talented.

Dave Rath is recovering. A month ago he had hip pocket replacement surgery.