Republicans are just rich, old, white people - that's all they are. You ever see the Republican National Convention? All white people - six black people: paid actors. James Earl Jones in his most difficult, challenging role! Tune in and attempt to watch him look pleased during a George Bush speech. And Clarence Thomas - as himself.

Milk should be refrigerated even before opening.

Tracy Morgan apologizes for his homophobic rant, still no apologies for the sketch about the guy living under the street.

BJ Novak gets the Perseverance Award for graduating from Harvard and being unemployed for the entire plane ride to Los Angeles.

There's a lot of controversy online, some people say i'm a genius and other say i'm hugely talented.

My friend taught me this one. You take the heel of your hand, you can shove someone's nose right through their brain. I can't even watch someone blow their nose. If I'm in a fight, I'm not gonna be shoving or poking, I'm gonna be running or begging - that's my two choices, right there.

The saddest day in Pixar history was when some guy said 'get Larry the Cable Guy on the phone.