Tracy Morgan apologizes for his homophobic rant, still no apologies for the sketch about the guy living under the street.

My wife and I want to try swapping. We want to go to one of those key parties where you put your keys in a bowl. But we just want to upgrade our car.

Maybe Bill Maher should just practice his monologue a few times before the show, so he wouldn't find it so hilarious. But I kid the asshole.

I do have insecurities. I don't know if you can tell. I'm not brimming with confidence.

I don't really know what's wrong with Jay Leno. I don't have the training to make a professional diagnosis.

BJ Novak gets the Perseverance Award for graduating from Harvard and being unemployed for the entire plane ride to Los Angeles.

Ever since I've switched to the clean syringes, I've never felt better in my entire life.