I think Dan [Rather] is transparently liberal. Now he may not like to hear me say that. I always agree with him, too. But I think he should be more careful.

My own time is passing fast enough without some national game to help it along.

Computers may save time but they sure waste a lot of paper. About 98 percent of everything printed out by a computer is garbage that no one ever reads.

I've learned .... That opportunities are never lost; someone will take the ones you miss.

I didn't get old on purpose, it just happened. If you're lucky, it could happen to you.

I've learned... That it's those small daily happenings that make life so spectacular.

No one likes the house next door to look worse or a lot better than his own.