I don't think the government is out to get me or help someone else get me but it wouldn't surprise me if they were out to sell me something or help someone else sell me something. I mean, why else would the Census Bureau want to know my telephone number?

Soap, like people, shouldn't smell like anything.

I've learned... That the easiest way for me to grow as a person is to surround myself with people smarter than I am.

I know a lot of you believe that most people in the news business are liberal. Let me tell you, I know a lot of them, and they were almost evenly divided this time. Half of them liked Senator Kerry; the other half hated President Bush.

You're better off missing a bus or an airplane once in a while than you are getting there too early all the time.

People will generally accept facts as truth only if the facts agree with what they already believe.

The Super Bowl isn't for kids, I had a great time though and it was worth every nickel of it because by doing this lame piece about the game I can put it on my expense account.