I don't think the government is out to get me or help someone else get me but it wouldn't surprise me if they were out to sell me something or help someone else sell me something. I mean, why else would the Census Bureau want to know my telephone number?

By the time they're ready to be thrown away, most shoes are thoroughly comfortable

I've learned... That simple walks with my father around the block on summer nights when I was a child did wonders for me as an adult.

Ugly is very popular this year...I had a feeling these clothes were deigned by someone who didn't like women.

You can't be a good writer without being a good thinker.

Art is a by-product of an honest and successful attempt to do something well.

People will generally accept facts as truth only if the facts agree with what they already believe.