There are sixteen cans of coffee here; together they hold a total of thirteen and a half pounds of coffee. Doesn't that seem like cheating?

Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of in the first place is giving America a new sense of purpose.

Last night we had three small zucchini for dinner that were grown within fifty feet of our back door. I estimate they cost somewhere in the neighborhood of $371.49 each.

Soap, like people, shouldn't smell like anything.

I've learned... That having a child fall asleep in your arms is one of the most peaceful feelings in the world.

I've learned... That the less time I have to work with, the more things I get done.

In the United States alone, we spend seven times as much on war as on education. There's something wrong there. On this Memorial Day, we should certainly honor those who have died at war, but we should dedicate this day, not so much to their memory, but to the search for a way to end the idiocy of the wars that killed them.