There are sixteen cans of coffee here; together they hold a total of thirteen and a half pounds of coffee. Doesn't that seem like cheating?

My most serious character flaw is that I don't deny myself much.

Unfortunately, propaganda works.

I've learned... That the less time I have to work with, the more things I get done.

I've learned that under everyone's hard shell is someone who wants to be appreciated and loved.

It is possible to be dumb and be a college president.

Don't take a butcher's advice on how to cook meat. If he knew, he'd be a chef.