There are sixteen cans of coffee here; together they hold a total of thirteen and a half pounds of coffee. Doesn't that seem like cheating?

Before a kid learns how to use a computer that can solve mathematical problems, he or she should know how to do arithmetic without a computer.

When there are starving people in the world, it seems wrong that so many of us Americans eat as much for entertainment as for nourishment.

We can all be prouder to be human beings, because that's what they were. They make up for a lot of liars, cheats, and terrorists among us.

You really can't blame the military for wanting to go to war [in Iraq]. They've got all these new toys and they want to know whether they work or not.

We're all proud of making little mistakes. It gives us the feeling we don't make any big ones.

I've learned... That one should keep his words both soft and tender, because tomorrow he may have to eat them.