We need people who can actually do things. We have too many bosses and too few workers. More college graduates ought to become plumbers or electricians, then go home at night and read Shakespeare.

One of the things we can be sure of over the July 4th weekend is that news reports will keep telling us how many of us are going to die in automobile accidents.

I've learned... That simple walks with my father around the block on summer nights when I was a child did wonders for me as an adult.

It's not so much that I write well, I just don't write badly very often and that passes for good on television.

One of the most glorious messes in the world is the mess created in the living room on Christmas day. Don't clean it up too quickly." ~ (1919-), American writer, producer, humorist.

The great virtue of being alone is that your mind can go its own way.

We aren't consistent in our treatment of animals.