I just wish we knew a little less about his urethra and a little more about his arms sales to Iran.

Being kind is more important than being right.

No one likes the house next door to look worse or a lot better than his own.

I am an atheist... I don't understand religion at all. I'm sure I'll offend a lot of people by saying this, but I think it's all nonsense.

The closing of a door can bring blessed privacy and comfort - the opening, terror. Conversely, the closing of a door can be a sad and final thing - the opening a wonderfully joyous moment.

There are sixteen cans of coffee here; together they hold a total of thirteen and a half pounds of coffee. Doesn't that seem like cheating?

My most serious character flaw is that I don't deny myself much.