I just wish we knew a little less about his urethra and a little more about his arms sales to Iran.

I've learned.... That when you plan to get even with someone, you are only letting that person continue to hurt you... More

I think Dan [Rather] is transparently liberal. Now he may not like to hear me say that. I always agree with him, too. But I think he should be more careful.

It is possible to be dumb and be a college president.

I just wish this social institution [religion] wasnt based on what appears to me to be a monumental hoax built on an accumulation of customs and myths directed toward proving something that isnt true.

One of the sweetest things in life: a letter from a friend.

I don't know anything offhand that mystifies Americans more than the cotton they put in pill bottles. Why do they do it? Are you supposed to put the cotton back in once you've taken a pill out?