I just wish we knew a little less about his urethra and a little more about his arms sales to Iran.

Guns do not make you a killer. I think killing makes you a killer. You can kill someone with a baseball bat or a car, but no one is trying to ban you from driving to the ball game.

We can all be prouder to be human beings, because that's what they were. They make up for a lot of liars, cheats, and terrorists among us.

If you get murdered because you go on a date with someone you met on the Internet, you probably deserved it.

I just wish insignificance had more stature.

I'd like to be rich enough so I could throw soap away after the letters are worn off

Those to whom his word was revealed were always alone in some remote place, like Moses. There wasn't anyone else around when Mohammed got the word either. Mormon Joseph Smith and Christian Scientist, Mary Baker Eddy, had exclusive audiences with God. We have to trust them as reporters--and you know how reporters are. They'll do anything for a story.