I just wish we knew a little less about his urethra and a little more about his arms sales to Iran.

It's ridiculous for a country to get all worked up about a game—except the Super Bowl, of course. Now that's important.

I don't pick subjects as much as they pick me.

I've learned... That when you're in love, it shows.

I don't differentiate much, except in degree, between people who believe in religion from those who believe in astrology, magic or the supernatural.

People will generally accept facts as truth only if the facts agree with what they already believe.

Don't take a butcher's advice on how to cook meat. If he knew, he'd be a chef.