My own time is passing fast enough without some national game to help it along.

Sooner or later the world will have to return to the good old days when we fought wars and killed people the old-fashioned way, one at a time.

I've learned... That you should never say no to a gift from a child.

The Super Bowl isn't for kids, I had a great time though and it was worth every nickel of it because by doing this lame piece about the game I can put it on my expense account.

Do I have opinions that might piss people off? Yes - that's what I'm here for.

I've learned that under everyone's hard shell is someone who wants to be appreciated and loved.

The only people who say worse things about politicians that reporters do are other politicians.