My own time is passing fast enough without some national game to help it along.

Bacon is clearly a food made by the Nazis to fatten up Americans. It has no nutritional value, is full of fat, sodium, and nitrates, and is a pathetic type of consumable made from the noblest of creatures.

I don't pick subjects as much as they pick me.

Art is a by-product of an honest and successful attempt to do something well.

I've learned... That I can always pray for someone when I don't have the strength to help him in some other way.

In Washington, a confidential assistant is someone who, if you don't want to know something, you go and ask him and he won't tell you.

Age is nothing but experience, and some of us are more experienced than others