My own time is passing fast enough without some national game to help it along.

I think Dan [Rather] is transparently liberal. Now he may not like to hear me say that. I always agree with him, too. But I think he should be more careful.

Half the cookbooks tell you how to cook the food and the other half tell you how to avoid eating it.

Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of in the first place is giving America a new sense of purpose.

It isn't working that's so hard, it's getting ready to work.

In the United States alone, we spend seven times as much on war as on education. There's something wrong there. On this Memorial Day, we should certainly honor those who have died at war, but we should dedicate this day, not so much to their memory, but to the search for a way to end the idiocy of the wars that killed them.

I am interested in details. If you go into anything far enough, you get into the details of it, and people turn out to be interested in what makes things work.