It's not so much that I write well, I just don't write badly very often and that passes for good on television.

I can't choose how i feel. But i can choose what I do about it.

My own time is passing fast enough without some national game to help it along.

I'm in a position of feeling secure enough so that I can say what I think is right and if so many people think it's wrong that I get fired, well, I've got enough to eat.

You're almost always better off keeping your mouth shut, but don't let that stop you from popping off.

The world must be filled with unsuccessful musical careers like mine, and it's probably a good thing. We don't need a lot of bad musicians filling the air with unnecessary sounds. Some of the professionals are bad enough.

I am an atheist... I don't understand religion at all. I'm sure I'll offend a lot of people by saying this, but I think it's all nonsense.