Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done.
Andy RooneyIt's best to give advice in only two circumstances; when it's requested, and when it's a life threatening situation.
Andy RooneyThe federal government has sponsored research that has produced a tomato that is perfect in every respect, except that you can't eat it. We should make every effort to make sure this disease, often referred to as 'progress', doesn't spread.
Andy RooneyWriters don't often say anything that readers don't already know, unless its a news story. A writer's greatest pleasure is revealing to people things they knew but did not know they knew. Or did not realize everyone else knew, too. This produces a warm sense of fellow feeling and is the best a writer can do.
Andy Rooney