Women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!

I've learned... That having a child fall asleep in your arms is one of the most peaceful feelings in the world.

Guns do not make you a killer. I think killing makes you a killer. You can kill someone with a baseball bat or a car, but no one is trying to ban you from driving to the ball game.

Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done.

I've learned... That love, not time, heals all wounds.

Anyone who watches golf on television would enjoy watching the grass grow on the greens.

Ugly is very popular this year...I had a feeling these clothes were deigned by someone who didn't like women.