Women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!

Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.

I've learned .... That when you harbor bitterness, happiness will dock elsewhere.

I often pass a farm with cows grazing in the field and I think to myself how terrible it is that human beings grow other animals just to kill them and eat them. Most of us think of vegetarians as nuts and I'm not a vegetarian but I wouldn't be surprised if we came to a time in 50 or 100 years when civilized people everywhere refused to eat animals.

Soap, like people, shouldn't smell like anything.

Anyone who watches golf on television would enjoy watching the grass grow on the greens.

I'd like to take some calculus, too. I have absolutely no ability in that direction and not much interest, either, but there's something going on in mathematics that I don't understand, and I'd like to find out what it is.