Women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!

The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.

Nothing in fine print is ever good news.

A cat's idea of a 'good time' is to kill something.

If you do see me in a restaurant, please, just let me eat my dinner.

For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed hot woman of 40 +, there is a balding, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year-old waitress.

We're all torn between the desire for privacy and the fear of lonliness. We need each other and we need to get away from each other. We need proximity and distance, conversation and silence. We almost always get more of each than we want at any one time.