Women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!

I like ice hockey, but it's a frustrating game to watch. It's hard to keep your eyes on both the puck and the players and too much time passes between scoring in hockey. There are usually more fights than there are points.

Don't rule out working with your hands. It does not preclude using your head.

Half the cookbooks tell you how to cook the food and the other half tell you how to avoid eating it.

People like to say, "You're only as old as you feel," but it isn't true. It's just something old people say to make themselves feel good about their age. You're as old as you are.

... all of us talk faster than we listen.

I've learned... that everyone you meet deserves to be greeted with a smile.