Women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!

A cat's idea of a 'good time' is to kill something.

If I'd known how many problems I was going to run into before I finished, I can't remember a single project I would have started.

I think a draft produces a better Army than the one we would have with all volunteers, because I think you get average Americans if you have a draft. And if it's an all-volunteer Army, you get people who join up because of some problem in their own lives. They don't have anything else to do, they don't have a job, or they can't find what they want to do, so they join the Army. And it doesn't produce the best Army.

The dullest Olympic sport is curling, whatever 'curling' means.

I've learned .... That when you harbor bitterness, happiness will dock elsewhere.

Did you ever notice that people who are good with a computer don't use it for much of anything except being good with a computer? They know all about information technology, but they don't have much interest in the information. I'm the opposite.