Women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!

The third rule of life is this: Everything you buy today is smaller, more expensive, and not as good as it was yesterday.

I've learned... That simple walks with my father around the block on summer nights when I was a child did wonders for me as an adult.

Elephants and grandchildren never forget.

I've learned that under everyone's hard shell is someone who wants to be appreciated and loved.

Looking and not finding is certainly one of the most frustrating ways to spend time.

The closing of a door can bring blessed privacy and comfort - the opening, terror. Conversely, the closing of a door can be a sad and final thing - the opening a wonderfully joyous moment.