Vegetarian: Indian word for lousy hunter.

It's best to give advice in only two circumstances; when it's requested, and when it's a life threatening situation.

Figure skating is an unlikely Olympic event but its good television. It's sort of a combination of gymnastics and ballet. A little sexy too which doesn't hurt.

It would be a better world if everyone in it knew all the truth about everything.

One day about 10 years ago the door to my office opened and who walked in but Bill Gates.... Seemed like a nice guy and has done more with his money than most billionaires. But that's as far as I want to go being kind to Bill Gates.

Everyone starts out being an atheist. No one is born with belief in anything. Infants are atheists until they are indoctrinated.

Once you pass forty, a dime isn't worth bending over to pick up if you drop one.