The best thing about a vacation is planning it.

One of the sweetest things in life: a letter from a friend.

You're almost always better off keeping your mouth shut, but don't let that stop you from popping off.

I've learned.... That when you plan to get even with someone, you are only letting that person continue to hurt you... More

A woman over 30 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, "What are you thinking?". She doesn't care what you think.

The great virtue of being alone is that your mind can go its own way.

The federal government has sponsored research that has produced a tomato that is perfect in every respect, except that you can't eat it. We should make every effort to make sure this disease, often referred to as 'progress', doesn't spread.