Most of us aren't that interested in getting rich- we just don't want to get poor.

Guns do not make you a killer. I think killing makes you a killer. You can kill someone with a baseball bat or a car, but no one is trying to ban you from driving to the ball game.

Most of the people in the world are good and decent if you give them a chance to be.

I've learned... That the less time I have to work with, the more things I get done.

A woman over 30 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, "What are you thinking?". She doesn't care what you think.

It's ridiculous for a country to get all worked up about a game—except the Super Bowl, of course. Now that's important.

One of the most glorious messes in the world is the mess created in the living room on Christmas day. Don't clean it up too quickly." ~ (1919-), American writer, producer, humorist.