Don't rule out working with your hands. It does not preclude using your head.

Last night we had three small zucchini for dinner that were grown within fifty feet of our back door. I estimate they cost somewhere in the neighborhood of $371.49 each.

I don't think the government is out to get me or help someone else get me but it wouldn't surprise me if they were out to sell me something or help someone else sell me something. I mean, why else would the Census Bureau want to know my telephone number?

A little-recognized value of listening and inquiring relates to the realization that in human relationships, it is frequently not what the I've learned ... that it is best to give advice in only two circumstances: when it is requested and when it is a life-threatening situation.

Vegetarian: Indian word for lousy hunter.

I've learned... That life is tough, but I'm tougher.

Half the cookbooks tell you how to cook the food and the other half tell you how to avoid eating it.