All economists should be locked up until they admit that they don't know what they're talking about.

All men are not created equal but should be treated as though they were under the law.

Men wake up aroused in the morning. We can't help it. We just wake up and we want you. And the women are thinking, "How can he want me the way I look in the morning?" It's because we can't see you. We have no blood anywhere near our optic nerve.

Ugly is very popular this year...I had a feeling these clothes were deigned by someone who didn't like women.

I don't think the government is out to get me or help someone else get me but it wouldn't surprise me if they were out to sell me something or help someone else sell me something. I mean, why else would the Census Bureau want to know my telephone number?

Don't take a butcher's advice on how to cook meat. If he knew, he'd be a chef.

I've learned... That to ignore the facts does not change the facts.