All economists should be locked up until they admit that they don't know what they're talking about.

There's nothing people like better than being asked an easy question. For some reason, we're flattered when a stranger asks us where Maple Street is in our hometown and we can tell him.

No one likes the house next door to look worse or a lot better than his own.

Last night we had three small zucchini for dinner that were grown within fifty feet of our back door. I estimate they cost somewhere in the neighborhood of $371.49 each.

I'm in a position of feeling secure enough so that I can say what I think is right and if so many people think it's wrong that I get fired, well, I've got enough to eat.

Vegetarian - that's an old Indian word meaning lousy hunter.

Dogs are nicer than people.