I've learned... That when your newly born grandchild holds your little finger in his little fist, that you're hooked for life.

Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of in the first place is giving America a new sense of purpose.

A writer's job is to tell the truth.

You're almost always better off keeping your mouth shut, but don't let that stop you from popping off.

I obviously have a knack for getting on paper what a lot of people have thought and didn't realize they thought. And they say, 'Hey, yeah!' And they like that.

I've learned... That I wish I could have told my Mom that I love her one more time before she passed away.

I know a lot of you believe that most people in the news business are liberal. Let me tell you, I know a lot of them, and they were almost evenly divided this time. Half of them liked Senator Kerry; the other half hated President Bush.