My own time is passing fast enough without some national game to help it along.
When you get older you have to be careful about always saying, "Things aren't as good as they used to be." But it's hard not to.
If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it.
Anyone should be very suspicious of a sentence he's written that can't be read aloud easily.
I don't pick subjects as much as they pick me.
I dislike loud-mouthed patriots who suggest they like our country more than I do. Some people's idea of patriotism is hating other countries.