Women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!
Would a real man get caught eating a twinkie?
The best thing about a vacation is planning it.
I've learned... That the easiest way for me to grow as a person is to surround myself with people smarter than I am.
I'm already suspicious of anyone who thinks he or she is smart enough to be president. You'd have to have some ego to believe that about yourself.
Let's face it, though, anything that's apt to happen to an appliance like a blender isn't covered by the warranty anyway, so I never send them in. If it breaks, I'll buy a new one. That's the American way.