Uh, yeah, this is the VD clinic calling. Speaking of being positive, your test is back. Stop sharing the love.

I've learned.... That when you plan to get even with someone, you are only letting that person continue to hurt you... More

I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some governmental stooge with a bad comb-over who wants to give it away to crack addicts for squirting out babies.

Most of us believe everyone has a right to his own opinion - as long as it agrees with ours.

I've learned... That I wish I could have told my Mom that I love her one more time before she passed away.

If I'd known how many problems I was going to run into before I finished, I can't remember a single project I would have started.

Don't take a butcher's advice on how to cook meat. If he knew, he'd be a chef.