A cat's idea of a 'good time' is to kill something.

When there are starving people in the world, it seems wrong that so many of us Americans eat as much for entertainment as for nourishment.

My own time is passing fast enough without some national game to help it along.

The closing of a door can bring blessed privacy and comfort - the opening, terror. Conversely, the closing of a door can be a sad and final thing - the opening a wonderfully joyous moment.

The only thing that really bugs me about television's coverage is those damn women they have down on the sidelines who don't know what the hell they're talking about. I mean, I'm not a sexist person, but a woman has no business being down there trying to make some comment about a football game.

I think Dan [Rather] is transparently liberal. Now he may not like to hear me say that. I always agree with him, too. But I think he should be more careful.

Before a kid learns how to use a computer that can solve mathematical problems, he or she should know how to do arithmetic without a computer.