A cat's idea of a 'good time' is to kill something.

If you get murdered because you go on a date with someone you met on the Internet, you probably deserved it.

I've learned... That I can always pray for someone when I don't have the strength to help him in some other way.

Ugly is very popular this year...I had a feeling these clothes were deigned by someone who didn't like women.

Age is nothing but experience, and some of us are more experienced than others

Did you ever hear one of those corny, positive messages on someone's answering machine? 'Hi, it's a great day and I'm out enjoying it right now. I hope you are too. The thought for the day is share the love.' Beep. 'Uh, yeah, this is the VD clinic. Speaking of being positive, your test is back. Stop sharing the love.'

It would be a better world if everyone in it knew all the truth about everything.