A cat's idea of a 'good time' is to kill something.

I obviously have a knack for getting on paper what a lot of people have thought and didn't realize they thought. And they say, 'Hey, yeah!' And they like that.

Great teachers are usually a little crazy.

You're almost always better off keeping your mouth shut, but don't let that stop you from popping off.

I've learned... That I wish I could have told my Mom that I love her one more time before she passed away.

Most of us believe everyone has a right to his own opinion - as long as it agrees with ours.

The English language is more complex than calculus because numbers don't have nuances.