I've learned ... that no one is perfect until you fall in love with them.

Half the cookbooks tell you how to cook the food and the other half tell you how to avoid eating it.

When it comes to educating all of us about the most basic things in life, it seems to me we need more kindergartens and fewer graduate schools.

Democrats believe people are basically good but must be saved from themselves by the government. Republicans believe people are basically bad but they'll be okay if they're left alone.

People will generally accept facts as truth only if the facts agree with what they already believe.

When you get older you have to be careful about always saying, "Things aren't as good as they used to be." But it's hard not to.

You're better off missing a bus or an airplane once in a while than you are getting there too early all the time.