I've learned .... That when you harbor bitterness, happiness will dock elsewhere.

I spent my first 50 years trying to become known as a writer and the next 30 trying to avoid being famous. I walk down the street or go to a football game and people shout, 'Hey Andy'. I hate that.

We all ought to understand we're on our own. Believing in Santa Claus doesn't do kids any harm for a few years but it isn't smart for them to continue waiting all their lives for him to come down the chimney with something wonderful. Santa Claus and God are cousins.

I can't choose how i feel. But i can choose what I do about it.

All economists should be locked up until they admit that they don't know what they're talking about.

Dogs are nicer than people.

Finding the tool is often half the battle.