One of my major shortcomings - I'm vindictive. I don't know why that is. Even in petty things in my life I tend to strike back. It's a lot more pleasurable a sensation than feeling threatened.

Great teachers are usually a little crazy.

Computers may save time but they sure waste a lot of paper. About 98 percent of everything printed out by a computer is garbage that no one ever reads.

Soap, like people, shouldn't smell like anything.

I've done a lot of complaining here, but of all the things I've complained about, I can't complain about my life.

I just wish insignificance had more stature.

Numbers tend to give the impression that there's more order in the world than there is.