One of my major shortcomings - I'm vindictive. I don't know why that is. Even in petty things in my life I tend to strike back. It's a lot more pleasurable a sensation than feeling threatened.

I like ice hockey, but it's a frustrating game to watch. It's hard to keep your eyes on both the puck and the players and too much time passes between scoring in hockey. There are usually more fights than there are points.

Flying is always an unpleasant experience. You wait an hour for every ten minutes you actually spend getting anywhere.

Dogs are nicer than people.

Ugly is very popular this year...I had a feeling these clothes were deigned by someone who didn't like women.

A great many people do not have the right to their own opinion because they don't know what they are talking about.

Where some people may see loving grandparents, I see a pair of feckless boobs who can't drive, take way too long to shop, and don't even have the most basic grasps on the new technology. As a staunch supporter of the principles of Darwinism, I think that advances in modern medicine are starting to overrule the survival of the fittest, and it's to our [youngers'] detriment.