Never trust the food in a restaurant on top of the tallest building in town that spends a lot of time folding napkins.

It's best to give advice in only two circumstances; when it's requested, and when it's a life threatening situation.

I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some governmental stooge with a bad comb-over who wants to give it away to crack addicts for squirting out babies.

I did not believe in the war. I thought it was wrong to go into any war. And I got to the war, and saw the Germans, and I changed my mind. I decided we were right going into World War II.

The only people who say worse things about politicians that reporters do are other politicians.

You can't be a good writer without being a good thinker.

You're almost always better off keeping your mouth shut, but don't let that stop you from popping off.