Being kind is more important than being right.
I didn't get old on purpose, it just happened. If you're lucky, it could happen to you.
Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.
It's ridiculous for a country to get all worked up about a game—except the Super Bowl, of course. Now that's important.
No one ever writes a book in which he is the bad guy.
I've learned that no matter how serious your life requires you to be, everyone needs a friend to act goofy with.