I like ice hockey, but it's a frustrating game to watch. It's hard to keep your eyes on both the puck and the players and too much time passes between scoring in hockey. There are usually more fights than there are points.

I am an atheist... I don't understand religion at all. I'm sure I'll offend a lot of people by saying this, but I think it's all nonsense.

I never get over feeling bad about tearing open a beautifully wrapped present. It takes ten seconds to destroy a work of art that took someone ten minutes to accomplish.

The third rule of life is this: Everything you buy today is smaller, more expensive, and not as good as it was yesterday.

Believing is such a comfort that it's hard to give up a belief just because it isn't true.

There is obviously a great human need for religion because life seems to be such a mystery.

Milk without fat is like nonalcoholic Scotch.