I've learned... That sometimes all a person needs is a hand to hold and a heart to understand.
Andy RooneyYou're almost always better off keeping your mouth shut, but don't let that stop you from popping off.
Andy RooneyI'd like to take some calculus, too. I have absolutely no ability in that direction and not much interest, either, but there's something going on in mathematics that I don't understand, and I'd like to find out what it is.
Andy RooneyNew ideas are one of the most overrated concepts of our time. Most of the important ideas that we live with aren't new at all.
Andy Rooney