I like ice hockey, but it's a frustrating game to watch. It's hard to keep your eyes on both the puck and the players and too much time passes between scoring in hockey. There are usually more fights than there are points.

Space, like Switzerland, should be neutral.

I've learned that life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.

I know a lot of you believe that most people in the news business are liberal. Let me tell you, I know a lot of them, and they were almost evenly divided this time. Half of them liked Senator Kerry; the other half hated President Bush.

I'm in a position of feeling secure enough so that I can say what I think is right and if so many people think it's wrong that I get fired, well, I've got enough to eat.

No one ever writes a book in which he is the bad guy.

Civilization means conforming to a standard of behavior that may not seem natural to us.