I like ice hockey, but it's a frustrating game to watch. It's hard to keep your eyes on both the puck and the players and too much time passes between scoring in hockey. There are usually more fights than there are points.

One of the most glorious messes in the world is the mess created in the living room on Christmas day. Don't clean it up too quickly." ~ (1919-), American writer, producer, humorist.

I've learned... That I wish I could have told my Mom that I love her one more time before she passed away.

Unfortunately, propaganda works.

Anyone who watches golf on television would enjoy watching the grass grow on the greens.

I don't like food that's too carefully arranged; it makes me think that the chef is spending too much time arranging and not enough time cooking. If I wanted a picture I'd buy a painting.

I hate to say it, but I had a great time in World War II.