I've learned... That simple walks with my father around the block on summer nights when I was a child did wonders for me as an adult.

Last night we had three small zucchini for dinner that were grown within fifty feet of our back door. I estimate they cost somewhere in the neighborhood of $371.49 each.

I've learned ... that no one is perfect until you fall in love with them.

Everyone starts out being an atheist. No one is born with belief in anything. Infants are atheists until they are indoctrinated.

Ugly is very popular this year...I had a feeling these clothes were deigned by someone who didn't like women.

Half the cookbooks tell you how to cook the food and the other half tell you how to avoid eating it.

Uh, yeah, this is the VD clinic calling. Speaking of being positive, your test is back. Stop sharing the love.