There are more beauty parlors than there are beauties.

You're almost always better off keeping your mouth shut, but don't let that stop you from popping off.

My most serious character flaw is that I don't deny myself much.

Not many people in this world are as lucky as I've been. ... All this time I've been paid to say what is on my mind on television. You don't get any luckier in life than that.

Don't rule out working with your hands. It does not preclude using your head.

When you get older you have to be careful about always saying, "Things aren't as good as they used to be." But it's hard not to.

I don't pick subjects as much as they pick me.