There is obviously a great human need for religion because life seems to be such a mystery.

Bacon is clearly a food made by the Nazis to fatten up Americans. It has no nutritional value, is full of fat, sodium, and nitrates, and is a pathetic type of consumable made from the noblest of creatures.

Anyone should be very suspicious of a sentence he's written that can't be read aloud easily.

It would be a better world if everyone in it knew all the truth about everything.

It isn't working that's so hard, it's getting ready to work.

Civilization means conforming to a standard of behavior that may not seem natural to us.

Believing is such a comfort that it's hard to give up a belief just because it isn't true.