There is obviously a great human need for religion because life seems to be such a mystery.

Numbers are the most certain things we have.

Democrats believe people are basically good but must be saved from themselves by the government. Republicans believe people are basically bad but they'll be okay if they're left alone.

Ugly is very popular this year...I had a feeling these clothes were deigned by someone who didn't like women.

Did you ever notice that people who are good with a computer don't use it for much of anything except being good with a computer? They know all about information technology, but they don't have much interest in the information. I'm the opposite.

Phyllis Schlafly speaks for all American women who oppose equal rights for themselves.

I think Dan [Rather] is transparently liberal. Now he may not like to hear me say that. I always agree with him, too. But I think he should be more careful.