Numbers are the most certain things we have.

I like ice hockey, but it's a frustrating game to watch. It's hard to keep your eyes on both the puck and the players and too much time passes between scoring in hockey. There are usually more fights than there are points.

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.

Small daily happenings make life spectacular.... start enjoying the small things in life!

I am not retiring. Writers don't retire. Writers never stop writing.

The only thing that really bugs me about television's coverage is those damn women they have down on the sidelines who don't know what the hell they're talking about. I mean, I'm not a sexist person, but a woman has no business being down there trying to make some comment about a football game.

Love is more pleasant once you get out of your twenties. It doesn't hurt all the time.