Numbers are the most certain things we have.

Sooner or later the world will have to return to the good old days when we fought wars and killed people the old-fashioned way, one at a time.

As an old reporter, we have a few secrets, and the first thing is we try the phone book.

Most of the people in the world are good and decent if you give them a chance to be.

Ugly is very popular this year...I had a feeling these clothes were deigned by someone who didn't like women.

We all ought to understand we're on our own. Believing in Santa Claus doesn't do kids any harm for a few years but it isn't smart for them to continue waiting all their lives for him to come down the chimney with something wonderful. Santa Claus and God are cousins.

Vegetarian - that's an old Indian word meaning lousy hunter.