I know a lot of you believe that most people in the news business are liberal. Let me tell you, I know a lot of them, and they were almost evenly divided this time. Half of them liked Senator Kerry; the other half hated President Bush.

Why am I an atheist? I ask you: Why is anybody not an atheist? Everyone starts out being an atheist. No one is born with belief in anything. Infants are atheists until they are indoctrinated. I resent anyone pushing their religion on me. I don't push my atheism on anybody else. Live and let live. Not many people practice that when it comes to religion.

Being kind is more important than being right.

The third rule of life is this: Everything you buy today is smaller, more expensive, and not as good as it was yesterday.

The last birthday that's any good is 23.

I've learned... That one should keep his words both soft and tender, because tomorrow he may have to eat them.

If I'd known how many problems I was going to run into before I finished, I can't remember a single project I would have started.