I know a lot of you believe that most people in the news business are liberal. Let me tell you, I know a lot of them, and they were almost evenly divided this time. Half of them liked Senator Kerry; the other half hated President Bush.

Never trust the food in a restaurant on top of the tallest building in town that spends a lot of time folding napkins.

Figure skating is an unlikely Olympic event but its good television. It's sort of a combination of gymnastics and ballet. A little sexy too which doesn't hurt.

I am an atheist... I don't understand religion at all. I'm sure I'll offend a lot of people by saying this, but I think it's all nonsense.

I've learned... That the less time I have to work with, the more things I get done.

It's ridiculous for a country to get all worked up about a game—except the Super Bowl, of course. Now that's important.

Writers don't retire. I will always be a writer.