I had one typewriter for 50 years, but I have bought seven computers in six years. I suppose that's why Bill Gates is rich, and Underwood is out of business.

Numbers are the most certain things we have.

I'd be more willing to accept religion, even if I didn't believe it, if I thought it made people nicer to each other but I don't think it does.

Go to bed. Whatever you're staying up late for isn't worth it.

I've learned that under everyone's hard shell is someone who wants to be appreciated and loved.

A writer's job is to tell the truth.

I've learned... that just one person saying to me, 'You've made my day!' makes my day.