I had one typewriter for 50 years, but I have bought seven computers in six years. I suppose that's why Bill Gates is rich, and Underwood is out of business.

Those of us who don't have a party affiliation ought to be able to register under the heading "Confused.

I'd like to take some calculus, too. I have absolutely no ability in that direction and not much interest, either, but there's something going on in mathematics that I don't understand, and I'd like to find out what it is.

You're better off missing a bus or an airplane once in a while than you are getting there too early all the time.

People will generally accept facts as truth only if the facts agree with what they already believe.

Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.

American closets are filled with once-worn clothes that got a bad review from a friend on their first appearance.