My most serious character flaw is that I don't deny myself much.

I obviously have a knack for getting on paper what a lot of people have thought and didn't realize they thought. And they say, 'Hey, yeah!' And they like that.

It would be a better world if everyone in it knew all the truth about everything.

No one likes the house next door to look worse or a lot better than his own.

American closets are filled with once-worn clothes that got a bad review from a friend on their first appearance.

I'm already suspicious of anyone who thinks he or she is smart enough to be president. You'd have to have some ego to believe that about yourself.

Anyone should be very suspicious of a sentence he's written that can't be read aloud easily.