My most serious character flaw is that I don't deny myself much.

The dullest Olympic sport is curling, whatever 'curling' means.

Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done.

Never trust the food in a restaurant on top of the tallest building in town that spends a lot of time folding napkins.

Anyone who watches golf on television would enjoy watching the grass grow on the greens.

I've learned... That when you're in love, it shows.

I've learned... that we should be glad God doesn't give us everything we ask for.