My most serious character flaw is that I don't deny myself much.

Before a kid learns how to use a computer that can solve mathematical problems, he or she should know how to do arithmetic without a computer.

I dislike loud-mouthed patriots who suggest they like our country more than I do. Some people's idea of patriotism is hating other countries.

No matter what any of the grammar teachers say, punctuation is an arbitrary matter. It should be used to make sentences clear.

If you do see me in a restaurant, please, just let me eat my dinner.

A writer's job is to tell the truth.

Numbers are the most certain things we have.