Every one starts out being an atheist.

Women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!

I'm already suspicious of anyone who thinks he or she is smart enough to be president. You'd have to have some ego to believe that about yourself.

I've learned... That I can always pray for someone when I don't have the strength to help him in some other way.

It's best to give advice in only two circumstances; when it's requested, and when it's a life threatening situation.

Familiar things are a comfort to us all.

I've learned.... That when you plan to get even with someone, you are only letting that person continue to hurt you... More