Every one starts out being an atheist.

Civilization means conforming to a standard of behavior that may not seem natural to us.

Women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!

I don't know anything offhand that mystifies Americans more than the cotton they put in pill bottles. Why do they do it? Are you supposed to put the cotton back in once you've taken a pill out?

I've learned... That life is tough, but I'm tougher.

In Washington, a confidential assistant is someone who, if you don't want to know something, you go and ask him and he won't tell you.

Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of in the first place is giving America a new sense of purpose.