Every one starts out being an atheist.

I don't know anything offhand that mystifies Americans more than the cotton they put in pill bottles. Why do they do it? Are you supposed to put the cotton back in once you've taken a pill out?

Looking and not finding is certainly one of the most frustrating ways to spend time.

Sooner or later the world will have to return to the good old days when we fought wars and killed people the old-fashioned way, one at a time.

When those waiters ask me if I want some fresh ground pepper, I ask if they have any aged pepper.

If dogs could talk it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one.

I've learned... That when your newly born grandchild holds your little finger in his little fist, that you're hooked for life.