Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of in the first place is giving America a new sense of purpose.

All men are not created equal but should be treated as though they were under the law.

In the United States alone, we spend seven times as much on war as on education. There's something wrong there. On this Memorial Day, we should certainly honor those who have died at war, but we should dedicate this day, not so much to their memory, but to the search for a way to end the idiocy of the wars that killed them.

The average bright young man who is drafted hates the whole business because an army always tries to eliminate the individual differences in men.

If dogs could talk it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one.

Figure skating is an unlikely Olympic event but its good television. It's sort of a combination of gymnastics and ballet. A little sexy too which doesn't hurt.

I don't like food that's too carefully arranged; it makes me think that the chef is spending too much time arranging and not enough time cooking. If I wanted a picture I'd buy a painting.