Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of in the first place is giving America a new sense of purpose.

Art is a by-product of an honest and successful attempt to do something well.

I've learned.... That when you plan to get even with someone, you are only letting that person continue to hurt you... More

If you put on an item of clothing that hurts just because you have an idea it looks better or conforms to what other people are wearing, it's dumb.

You really can't blame the military for wanting to go to war [in Iraq]. They've got all these new toys and they want to know whether they work or not.

Let's face it, though, anything that's apt to happen to an appliance like a blender isn't covered by the warranty anyway, so I never send them in. If it breaks, I'll buy a new one. That's the American way.

Don't take a butcher's advice on how to cook meat. If he knew, he'd be a chef.