I've learned... That when you're in love, it shows.
Those of us who don't have a party affiliation ought to be able to register under the heading "Confused.
My most serious character flaw is that I don't deny myself much.
Don't take a butcher's advice on how to cook meat. If he knew, he'd be a chef.
The last birthday that's any good is 23.
Soap, like people, shouldn't smell like anything.