One of the sweetest things in life: a letter from a friend.

Did you ever hear one of those corny, positive messages on someone's answering machine? 'Hi, it's a great day and I'm out enjoying it right now. I hope you are too. The thought for the day is share the love.' Beep. 'Uh, yeah, this is the VD clinic. Speaking of being positive, your test is back. Stop sharing the love.'

Anyone who watches golf on television would enjoy watching the grass grow on the greens.

I hope all of you are going to fill out your census form when it comes in the mail next month. If you don't return the form the area you live in might get less government money and you wouldn't want that to happen, would you.

The average bright young man who is drafted hates the whole business because an army always tries to eliminate the individual differences in men.

I've learned... That simple walks with my father around the block on summer nights when I was a child did wonders for me as an adult.

We're all proud of making little mistakes. It gives us the feeling we don't make any big ones.