One of the sweetest things in life: a letter from a friend.

Nothing in fine print is ever good news.

I've learned that no matter how serious your life requires you to be, everyone needs a friend to act goofy with.

Everyone hates war, everyone says.

Have you noticed that they put advertisements in with your bills now? Like bills aren't distasteful enough, they have to stuff junk mail in there with them. I get back at them. I put garbage in with my check when I mail it in. Coffee grinds, banana peels...I write, "Could you throw this away for me?"

I'm always on the lookout for something good about people. Often months go by.

Finding the tool is often half the battle.