Soap, like people, shouldn't smell like anything.

I've done a lot of complaining here, but of all the things I've complained about, I can't complain about my life.

One of the sweetest things in life: a letter from a friend.

I've learned... that just one person saying to me, 'You've made my day!' makes my day.

Taxes are important. President Bush's tax proposals leave no rich person behind. Voters approve of President Bush helping the kind of people they wish they were one of.

Civilization means conforming to a standard of behavior that may not seem natural to us.

Don't you hate it when...your suitcase is the last one off the airplane?