Soap, like people, shouldn't smell like anything.

Most of us end up with no more than five or six people who remember us. Teachers have thousands of people who remember them for the rest of their lives.

We aren't consistent in our treatment of animals.

Being kind is more important than being right.

Bacon is clearly a food made by the Nazis to fatten up Americans. It has no nutritional value, is full of fat, sodium, and nitrates, and is a pathetic type of consumable made from the noblest of creatures.

If I'd known how many problems I was going to run into before I finished, I can't remember a single project I would have started.

Vegetarian - that's an old Indian word meaning lousy hunter.