I've done a lot of complaining here, but of all the things I've complained about, I can't complain about my life.

Christians talk as though goodness was their idea but good behavior doesn't have any religious origin. Our prisons are filled with the devout.

There are more beauty parlors than there are beauties.

The two biggest sellers in any bookstore are the cookbooks and the diet books. The cookbooks tell you how to prepare the food, and the diet books tell you how not to eat any of it!

The teacher who knows the most about a subject isn't necessarily the one who can teach it best.

I'd be more willing to accept religion, even if I didn't believe it, if I thought it made people nicer to each other but I don't think it does.

I've learned... That when you're in love, it shows.