I've done a lot of complaining here, but of all the things I've complained about, I can't complain about my life.

If you do see me in a restaurant, please, just let me eat my dinner.

You're almost always better off keeping your mouth shut, but don't let that stop you from popping off.

Don't keep saying, "I don't know where the time goes." It goes the same place it's always gone and no one has ever known where that is.

I've learned... That when you're in love, it shows.

When I write, I use an Underwood #5 made in 1920. Someone gave me an electric typewriter, but there's no use pretending you can use machinery that thinks faster than you do. An electric typewriter is ready to go before I have anything to say.

Most of us believe everyone has a right to his own opinion - as long as it agrees with ours.