I've done a lot of complaining here, but of all the things I've complained about, I can't complain about my life.

Great teachers are usually a little crazy.

Everyone hates war, everyone says.

No matter what any of the grammar teachers say, punctuation is an arbitrary matter. It should be used to make sentences clear.

I hope all of you are going to fill out your census form when it comes in the mail next month. If you don't return the form the area you live in might get less government money and you wouldn't want that to happen, would you.

You really can't blame the military for wanting to go to war [in Iraq]. They've got all these new toys and they want to know whether they work or not.

I've learned... That I wish I could have told my Mom that I love her one more time before she passed away.