Creativity is a by-product of hard work. If I never have another really new idea, it won't matter.

When those waiters ask me if I want some fresh ground pepper, I ask if they have any aged pepper.

Creativity is a by-product of hard work. If I never have another really new idea, it won't matter.

Bacon is clearly a food made by the Nazis to fatten up Americans. It has no nutritional value, is full of fat, sodium, and nitrates, and is a pathetic type of consumable made from the noblest of creatures.

Don't take a butcher's advice on how to cook meat. If he knew, he'd be a chef.

I've learned.... That when you plan to get even with someone, you are only letting that person continue to hurt you... More

Writers don't often say anything that readers don't already know, unless its a news story. A writer's greatest pleasure is revealing to people things they knew but did not know they knew. Or did not realize everyone else knew, too. This produces a warm sense of fellow feeling and is the best a writer can do.