My mother always called me 'sturdy' and said I have big bones. A little fat is what I am.
All men are not created equal but should be treated as though they were under the law.
It is possible to be dumb and be a college president.
The Super Bowl isn't for kids, I had a great time though and it was worth every nickel of it because by doing this lame piece about the game I can put it on my expense account.
Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.
Everyone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the happiness and growth occurs while you're climbing it.