I'm in a position of feeling secure enough so that I can say what I think is right and if so many people think it's wrong that I get fired, well, I've got enough to eat.

A cat's idea of a 'good time' is to kill something.

I've learned... That the easiest way for me to grow as a person is to surround myself with people smarter than I am.

Familiar things are a comfort to us all.

I've learned that life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.

I didn't get old on purpose, it just happened. If you're lucky, it could happen to you.

Not many people in this world are as lucky as I've been. ... All this time I've been paid to say what is on my mind on television. You don't get any luckier in life than that.