People will generally accept facts as truth only if the facts agree with what they already believe.
Andy RooneyIn a conversation, keep in mind that you're more interested in what you have to say than anyone else is.
Andy RooneyOne of my major shortcomings - I'm vindictive. I don't know why that is. Even in petty things in my life I tend to strike back. It's a lot more pleasurable a sensation than feeling threatened.
Andy RooneyMost of us believe everyone has a right to his own opinion - as long as it agrees with ours.
Andy RooneyI hope all of you are going to fill out your census form when it comes in the mail next month. If you don't return the form the area you live in might get less government money and you wouldn't want that to happen, would you.
Andy RooneyWhere some people may see loving grandparents, I see a pair of feckless boobs who can't drive, take way too long to shop, and don't even have the most basic grasps on the new technology. As a staunch supporter of the principles of Darwinism, I think that advances in modern medicine are starting to overrule the survival of the fittest, and it's to our [youngers'] detriment.
Andy Rooney