Space, like Switzerland, should be neutral.

My wife uses fabric softener. I never knew what that stuff was for. Then I noticed women coming up to me, sniffing, then saying under their breath, "Married!" and walking away. Fabric Softeners are how our wives mark their territory. We can take off the ring, but it's hard to get that April fresh scent out of your clothes.

Elephants and grandchildren never forget.

I've learned... That the easiest way for me to grow as a person is to surround myself with people smarter than I am.

The federal government has sponsored research that has produced a tomato that is perfect in every respect, except that you can't eat it. We should make every effort to make sure this disease, often referred to as 'progress', doesn't spread.

People will generally accept facts as truth only if the facts agree with what they already believe.

Anyone should be very suspicious of a sentence he's written that can't be read aloud easily.