Space, like Switzerland, should be neutral.

I just wish we knew a little less about his urethra and a little more about his arms sales to Iran.

We can all be prouder to be human beings, because that's what they were. They make up for a lot of liars, cheats, and terrorists among us.

When you get older you have to be careful about always saying, "Things aren't as good as they used to be." But it's hard not to.

Did you ever hear one of those corny, positive messages on someone's answering machine? 'Hi, it's a great day and I'm out enjoying it right now. I hope you are too. The thought for the day is share the love.' Beep. 'Uh, yeah, this is the VD clinic. Speaking of being positive, your test is back. Stop sharing the love.'

It's ridiculous for a country to get all worked up about a game—except the Super Bowl, of course. Now that's important.

I've learned... That the less time I have to work with, the more things I get done.